“Play Drunk” Golf Humor Plaque

Add some irreverent fun to any golfer’s space with this witty plaque. The bold quote reads: “Always remember, if you aren’t playing good sober, you may need to play drunk. Playing good comes from alcohol, not skill.” A tongue‑in‑cheek nod to weekend hackers and seasoned duffers alike, it’s perfect for a bar, golf simulator room, or as a gag gift for your foursome.

Like the tournament plaque, this design includes a golf ball holder. You can select an engraved golf ball included with your order, or an opening to mount your own golf ball (golf ball not included). For mounting your own, use Cyanoacrylate Glue with activator: fill the bottom of the holder with glue, spray activator on the back of the golf ball, and place the ball exactly as desired, holding for 30 seconds. The glue sets very quickly, so proper alignment must be done immediately.

If you have multiple hole‑in‑ones on the same course, a main plaque can be created with the player’s name, date, course, and hole number. Additional 4" × 4" ball holders with the date and hole number are available for $7.50 each and attach to the main plaque using included connectors. See photo for example.